Browse the web or read text in any of several comic English dialects. Pick from Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, and Pig Latin.

Generates random paragraphs that hover at the edge of understandability, in the style of renowned linguist Noam Chomsky.

Loads any web page and unleashes user-selected disasters on it, including Martian invasion, floods, dinosaurs, and tomatoes.

Mangles webpages into something new.

A collage of random images found on the Web.

Lamerize your name by having it changed from letters to lamerized letters, numbers, and symbols.

View the web in reverse through this internet mirror.

Translates the web to skinhead, pimp, smurf, Aussie, cockney and redneck.

View the web in the style of words cut out from newspaper headlines. Enter any URL.

Choose from Valley Girl, Swedish Chef, Germanish and many more funkatized translations.